So, it's 2.30am and I am still awake. I don't want to go to sleep. I hate sleeping on the couch. I sleep like shit and half the time I wake up in the middle of the night with a headache because I fell asleep with the wrong stack of pillows. Suzy sleeps in the bed and I don't because I snore. This is serious, wake-the-dead kinda of snoring. I sometimes wake up with a sore throat because I am snoring so bad. Sometimes, I'll wake myself up with the snoring.

My Dad snored so loudly that my Mom had to sleep in a different room. I remember one night when I was little kid and I really though some Godzilla thing-a-ma-whose-it was laying waste to my home town and was heading right for my house. Burrrrrrr...burrrrr, burrrrrr (I watched a lot of Japanese monster movies when I was a kid).

I'm so fucking tired now. I still have a headache from last night. I popped a Vicodin and now I am just high....with a headache.

Great.

Oh, and my dog is snoring, too. FML.